(Sing to the tune of “The Twelve Days of Christmas”)

On the Twelfth Night of L & D, the shift gave to us :

12 Sets of Twins

11 Triage Patients

10 Drunken Guests

9 Hypertensives

8 4th Degrees

7 Code Storks

6 Vocera Failures

5 …. CAT teams now…..

4 Nicked Bladders

3 Birth Plans

2 G-D-Ms

And a healthy baby in its mother’s arms…